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Nirvana was an American Punk Rock band that was formed by singer/guitarist Kurt Cobain and bassist Krist Novoselic in Nirvana, in 1987. The band's music was mainly fueled by Cobain's obsession with fœtuses, sex and that kind of crap.

FormationEdit

Nirvana was formed in the underworld dimension of Nirvana when 2 friends, the demons Kurt Cobain and Krist Novoselic, decided to make a band for no obvious reason.

Their name, Nirvana, was not taken from their home world, though, but instead taken from another band called "Nirvana". This was done, just like it's formation, for no obvious reason.

After about as much as drummers as every second of life in the full Buddhist Naraka, they finally decided to have Dave Grohl.

NevermindEdit

OH, I GET IT, IT MEANS "NEVERMIND" THIS SECTION. HAHAHAAH. No, but seriously, nevermind this section. It's just a load of bullshit 'cause we can't come up with jokes. It has a naked baby on the cover. Everyone seems to complain about his penis, but no-one every notices that there's a live baby unoccupied in a fucking pool.

In Utero, final months, and Cobain's deathEdit

Nirvana released an album named after... Fœtuses. I'm out of ideas so, Nirvana unplugged, blah blah blah, not Grunge, blah blah blah, Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, Stone Temple Pilots, blah blah blah, Kurt Cobain, blah blah blah, in Nirvana.

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